1/17/98 3:37 AM

Endangered  animals

Important things kids say!

1. It's more fun to color outside the lines.  2.  If you're going to draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.  3. Ask  "WHY" until you understand.  4. hang on tight. 5. Even if you've been fishing for hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.  6. Make up rules as you go along. 7. It doesn't matter who started it.  8. Ask for sprinkles. 9. If the horse you're drawing looks like a dog, make it a dog.  10. Save a place in line for your friend. 11. Sometimes  you have to take the test before you've finished studing.  12. If you want a kitten,start out asking for a horse.  13. Picking your nose when no one esle is looking is still picking your nose.  14. Just keep banging until someone answers the door.  15. There is no good reason why clothes have to match. 16. Even Popeye doesn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.  17. If you stand on tiptoes to be measured this year , you'll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.

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